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George McCullough stopping
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I think this might be a short report -
good for those of you who prefer pictures :-)
I apologize: the
icerace report is a day late this week. I awoke Monday feeling exhausted
and in fact fell asleep on the couch in afternoon for like 4 hours! I
tried to write something yesterday but couldn't think of a thing. I feel
much better today so here goes....
This weekend
completed the first of the two rainday-delayed weekends and was
originally scheduled as the first weekend on the race calender. Thank
you to all PMSC members and volunteers and especially Sharon Feeney for
pulling off a well organized weekend (hope you found your 50-50 ticket
:-) We had visitors to ice racing from as far away as Pensylvania and a guy from Windsor
this weekend. Milder temps hovering around zero and lots of strong
sunshine made for the most slippery conditions to date. At one point, as
I passed through the kink in a Class 1 rubber-to-ice race, with
absolutely no steering input and the car going straight, transmission in
neutral, no braking - in point of fact what should have been a totally
stable and neutral condtion - the car came unglued - all by itself - and
started squirming around on the ice of it's own accord as if possessed!
It was under the same conditions in a class 11 rubber-to-ice race that I
watched from the bank as the outside of the kink turned into a car
magnet. Lap after lap yet another hapless victim would slide off the
line and into the "weeds" never to exit. At the end there were 3 cars
that had to be pushed out and even the people pushing had trouble
finding footing.
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Stranded In "The Weeds"
pic by Jim Mcglade |
Again on Sunday
the conditions remained very slippery and slow and resulted in a pile-up
at the end of the straight during a front wheel drive race that saw at
one point 5 cars stranded in the weeds. There were also several hard
impacts with the parked cars as racers continued to push their luck for
the conditions in the first corner.
I did not make it
up to Mindenhammer until early Saturday morning as my wife had a bad
bout with what was finally diagnosed as gall stones which was very
painfull and involved a lot of frequent vomitting. She is much better
now and is awaiting surgery in a few weeks to have her gall bladder
removed. Isn't it nice that she is such a supportive wife that she
wanted me to race this weekend? ( I did arrange for my Dad to drop in
and sit with her on Saturday.) As a result of lack of sleep through all
that I did not party too much this weekend. However, after an excellent
Chinese dinner at Mark's, just beside the Minden Motel, I did
manage to get out to the Dominion for some Karaoke Saturday night. I
sang Nation Wide by ZZ Top with Terry Dalton on backup vocals. Then we
did a tune called Love Shack by the B52's. About half way through the
tune Ryan Clumpus (SAC#317) came up on stage and yelled in my ear -
"that's Love SAC!" I thought I would fall off the stage laughing! So the
balance of the tune, complete with audience participation, was sung
"love SAC, baby love SAC" etc etc etc. Too much fun!
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Rodney and Eric delivered
this new door for the 740
Pic by Jim Mcglade |
Remember last
week when the 740 got T-boned and lost the passenger side window? The
guy who did that came up and apologized and that was the end of it as
far as I was concerned. Well this week that guy, Rodney Schmelter
SAC#303, and his friend Eric Chapman came up to Mindenhammer with a new
door! That's just too much! So I said: "Now I'll bloody well have to
remove the old one, install and align the new one, repaint the door -
way too much work - thanks a lot guys!" :-) But seriously, thanks a
million, you didn't have to do that but wouldn't it be great if all the
competitors treated each other that way! We wouldn't have any need for
the "wall of shame".
Speaking of
which, there is still one car left on the "wall of shame" because of the
driver's same behaviour behind the wheel this weekend did nothing to
warrant removal. And again their lack of skill netted the same damaging
results to other innocent competitor's cars.
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Click above pic for short .wmv video
of a stud class race Saturday
Where is Roberto Mancino!!!??? |
The track did
suffer from the milder temps this weekend with the full studded tires
doing the damage. We got down to the dirt on Sunday at the east end so
Tom Prentice went out and plowed some snow over top of the rut and also
formed a temporary bank just to the inside of the turn to encourage
drivers to swing wide of the area. This lasted but a few laps until
someone drove over the temporary bank and then soon they were down to
the dirt again. Later this week the temps are to rise well above the
freezing point during the day with rain predicted on Thursday and Friday
so I am not sure if we will get our last weekend of racing. On the last
weekend two years ago a foot of water accumulated on the straight during
an extremely mild spell and flooded inside the 740 through a hole in the
floor soaking the computer (and the occupants) during the last race of
the season. With this in mind I towed home the 740 Ovlov after racing
this weekend as I do not want to run it in another "Boat Race" which
may occur should we get even one day of racing this coming weekend.
I finally
participated in an LTB shootout on Sunday first thing before practices.
I had not the time nor the inclination prior to this weekend even though
I qualified several times. I started
on pole and beat both Terry and Larry. I also beat Larry in class 1 on
Saturday and Terry in class 1 on Sunday so now I can die happy: my
season is complete. I did not however keep the Honda Civics at bay in
the LTB shootout and they cleaned up 1st and 2nd with me in 3rd. I
believe it was near the end of the shootout that Terry ran into someone
and wrecked the radiator on his Corolla. We removed the rad and tried
replacement donor but it was too small. So I loaned Terry the use of the
242 GLT (he has done the same for me many times) which meant there were
some hectic tire changes as I was driving the 242 in the street stud
races which were either immediately before or after his races. Thanks to
the guys from car 98 pit for assisting, Jimmy Mcglade, Ian McIntyre and
Steve Drysdale and also to James King for smooth tire changes. Terry did
very well considering the 242 is a welded diff and he doesn't like them
all that much. I believe he won at least the last class 11 race which
was after studs and finished SACond in the other class11. Anyhow you can
check the results further down for yourselves
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Tom Prentice in Street Stud
Pic by Jim Mcglade |
In last week's report I mentioned
that I had hoped Tom Prentice would be able to have a go at me sometime
soon. Well in the last Street Stud race on Sunday he got his chance.
James King in FWD got a good start and I wanted to let him through as he
had spent most of the season behind me and of course is not competing
against me. So as he went past me in the first
turn I had to go wide losing traction on more slipery ice and sliding slightly
off-line. This allowed both my RWD competitors, Tom Prentice and Richard Walker, to pass me
in turn one as well. It took a bit but I did get by Richard then set
my sights on Tom. Tom was really hooked up and after several side by side
attempts was only able to pass him on the last lap after he oversteered
it through the kink. Thanks Tom for the challenge and it was good to
race with you again.
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Don't forget to purchase your tickets for the April 1st 2006 icearce
awards banquet to be held at the Annandale Curling Club in Ajax from
Dave Hilton aka "Crusher" either at the track, at his home in Epsom or
at the door. If you are going to purchase them at the door at least tell
Crusher to reserve the tickets for you at the door!
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Ok, so much for the less wordy
report! Hopefully we will get even one more day of racing although the
predicted rain Thursday and Friday this week does cause me concern.
WALL OF SHAME:
This is an icerace report
feature that singles out drivers that have made a large impact (on my
car)
and have displayed disappointing behaviour on track ...
This week the wall of shame sees
cars 195, 190, and 67 removed from the wall of shame with the white
Subaru remaining.
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White Subaru wagon
- still bouncing and spinning out of control - hasn't improved at all
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Racing:
Saturday:
Warmer temps
meant very slippery track with many areas of the track offering up zero
conditions. Had a really engaging race after street studs on Sunday
finishing 2nd. For more detailed write-up see above
Sunday:
I had Susan
Hawkins SAC#47 as passenger in the Street Stud class both races Sunday,
I think she had a lot of fun. I suppose therefore it's perhaps
ironic that on Sunday Steffan Haas and I would do battle. Steff didn't
replace any of the lost studs in his tires this weekend as he only came
up on Sunday and as a result he and I were able to have a very close
race with each other especially in the corners, one of the best this
year, and I have the stud marks and paint on the passenger door to prove
it! Yeah!
For more
detailed write-up see above.
Track
Conditions/ Weather:
Saturday:
- track ice softer and slippery due to strong sun and around zero tremp.
Street studs were faster because of softer ice - better grip.
Sunday:
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much the same as Saturday with the track getting down to dirt in east
corner and very deaply troughed out.
Results:
Class 1 ,
Class SS1
In Class 1, rubber-to-ice, I got a 4th, two
SAConds and a third.
My best results again were in Street Studs : two
SAConds and two firsts
Pics:

Click any pic for larger |
The Following pics are courtesy our SACtographer Jimmy
Mcglade.
Angle parking only - north end turn one |
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The door that not only got kept the
driver off the wall of shame, but
has resulted in his nomination for
SACsman of the year: Rodney
Schmelter SAC#303 !!!!
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Door
after hit |
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Some
of the "high tech" tools used in Ice Racing. Note the driver's
"Attitude Adjuster" (leaning) |
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"Hank" & "Spanky"s Personal detailer
Insuring the SAC logo is
"perfect but that'l do"
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SAC members going all out and
showing they pull out their "BIG
TOOLS" when asked to help a fellow
racer. Cuttoff saw was too big so
they used an angle grinder with
cutting wheel to remove James King's
sway bar
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I just had to cut on something... |
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More "Big Tools" brought to bare |
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Grand stand for NASCAR Minden. |
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1 not quite legal car, not sure the class he was running.
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Mr. Mcgrath has apparently installed
some type of laser gun device to
take
care of those pesky back markers
always in the way.
I checked not in the rule book.
(I want some of that video Tony! - ed.) |
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