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03/11/03 Scoty S/\C#1

Famous Beer Quotes:

http://members.primary.net/~davesc/bbdc/beer1903.html

http://www.dumpthepubs.com/quotes.html

02/10/03 Scoty S/\C#1

More experiments with the SACtartan swimwear....

01/30/03 Scoty

> The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
>
> 50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
> Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> Canadians plant gardens.
>
> 35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
> Italian Cars won't start
> Canadians drive with the windows down
>
> 32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
> American water freezes
> Canadian water gets thicker
>
> 0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
> New York City landlords finally turn on the heat
> Canadians have the last cookout of the season
>
> -60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
> Mt. St. Helens freezes
> Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door
>
> -100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
> Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
> Canadians pull down their ear flaps
>
> -173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
> Ethyl alcohol Freezes
> Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg
>
> -460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
> Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops
> Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
>
> -500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
> Hell freezes over
> The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup!

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Terry D.(sac#60) and Dan Bucknam (SAC#66) Lap Mosport
(Audio Only 227kb MP3 - hillarious!!!!- WARNING - Language)

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